- Apartment for rent
5701 E Riverside Dr Austin, TX
- air conditioning
- 1 Bedroom
- 1 Bathroom
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Who is this guy?
Hey there my lovely internet denizen. I'm Alex. I come from the far off planet known as Miami. Through an interesting set of life circumstances, I've found myself in the position where I help people find apartments to live. What an odd life choice! Anyways, turns out it's pretty fun. It also turns out I'm pretty good at it. It also also turns out I'm like super free to work with. So.give me a call?
You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the one that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven't seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! "Whoa! I haven't seen these in years!" you say. "I wonder what these are worth."
After digging around the interwebs for a while, you encounter a small exclusive forum filled with eccentric billionaires from countries with questionable political structures and sub par human rights records with a peculiarly poignant taste for Pokemon cards. After learning of your recent rediscovery, the billionaires get into a bidding war over your collection. One offers are particularly large sum of money with lots of zeros and commas. The winning bidder flies you on his private jet to his lovely countryside chateau and now you're all rich and stuff.
Awesome! That's kinda what like living here is like..kinda.
Spacious Studio, 1, & 2 Bedroom Apartment Homes
Pet-Friendly Living Cats & Dogs Welcome!
Contemporary Kitchen w/ New Appliances & Sleek Countertops
Swimming Pool w/ Covered Aqua Lounge
On-Trend Fitness Center w/ On-Demand Fitness
Well-Appointed Resident Clubhouse
Shared Collaboration Spaces
Beautiful & Social Courtyard
Bike & Car Sharing
Coffee Social Station
Secure Bike Storage & Repair Zone
Dog Wash Room