Who is this guy?

Hey there my lovely internet denizen. I'm Alex. I come from the far off planet known as Miami. Through an interesting set of life circumstances, I've found myself in the position where I help people find apartments to live. What an odd life choice! Anyways, turns out it's pretty fun. It also turns out I'm pretty good at it. It also also turns out I'm like super free to work with. So.give me a call?

You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the one that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven't seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a  calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! "Whoa! I haven't seen these in years!" you say. "I wonder what these are worth."

After digging around the interwebs for a while, you encounter a small exclusive forum filled with eccentric billionaires from countries with questionable political structures and sub par human rights records with a peculiarly poignant taste for Pokemon cards. After learning of your recent rediscovery, the billionaires get into a bidding war over your collection. One offers are particularly large sum of money with lots of zeros and commas. The winning bidder flies you on his private jet to his lovely countryside chateau and now you're all rich and stuff.

Awesome! That's kinda what like living here is like..kinda.

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Apartment Amenities

Spacious Studio, 1, & 2 Bedroom Apartment Homes

Modern Design

Upscale Finishes

Pet-Friendly Living Cats & Dogs Welcome!

Contemporary Kitchen w/ New Appliances & Sleek Countertops

Air Conditioning

In-Home Washer/Dryer

Walk-in Closets

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Community Amenities

Swimming Pool w/ Covered Aqua Lounge

On-Trend Fitness Center w/ On-Demand Fitness

Well-Appointed Resident Clubhouse

Conference Rooms

Shared Collaboration Spaces

Beautiful & Social Courtyard

Bike & Car Sharing

Coffee Social Station

Secure Bike Storage & Repair Zone

Dog Wash Room

Pet-Friendly Community