Hello there handsome internet denizen. Are you looking for a new apartment?

We're Taco Street Locating. We're an unruly mob of taco obsessed apartment locators. Unlike most unruly mobs who cause chaos and destruction, we're far more beneficial to society. We endlessly scour the internets for the best apartment deals, take care of all your research, and make all the annoying parts go away. If we succeed, we're then allowed to plunder our metaphorical treasure chest of corn-and-or-flour wrapped booty. Oh, we're free to work with too.

Great Moogly Googly! Holy floor-to-ceiling windows Batman! Is this even real life? Is it true I can see the entire out-door world from my new apartment? Yes, it's totally true. Think about all the things you can now do with this amount of out-door exposure. You can start up a little indoor farm of house plants. Bonsai for everyone! You can be a highly visible nudist if you're into that kind of thing. You can make your own little tanning salon from the living room (at least in theory). You can even use the built in solar shades to block out the sun, in case you two get into a..heated argument. (get it?. I'll pat myself on the back for that one). Anyways, this place is pretty sweet so you should like totally come live here and stuff.

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Apartment Amenities

One- and two-bedroom floor plans

10-foot ceilings

Custom hardwood flooring

Designer carpeting in bedroom suites

Quartz or granite countertop selections

Stainless mosaic or linear travertine backsplash selections Solar shades

Stainless appliance package

Kitchen food prep island

Built-in beverage cooler

Full-size washer & dryer

Spacious en-suite master bath with custom framed mirror Walk-in closets

Walk-in shower

Oversized patio/balcony

Patio/balcony storage closet

Coat closet

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Community Amenities

24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with superior cardio theatre, free weights, individual weight machines and Expresso Bikes featuring interactive display board Private massage room available for reservation

Business/social lounge with conversation areas, computer stations and WiFi access Executive conference room

Hospitality lounge with latte & tea bar

Clubroom with epicurean kitchen and comfort seating

Game room with billiards, poker table and bistro seating

Resort-style pool courtyard with sun shelf and entertainment seating Outdoor summer kitchen with grilling area

Fully conditioned corridors with direct access garage parking

24/7 emergency maintenance

Recycling programs available