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Remember that one time where everyone told you you were crazy? Nobody had the clear vision that you did. Nobody saw the potential of your new crypto-cyber-paleo-goatyoga startup. Well who's laughing now? You are of course, but nobody can hear you from your 200FT mega yacht with the helicopter pad and jacuzzi made out of kombucha.
Regardless, your newfound fortunes have created the necessity of acquiring lodging that properly reflects your obscene levels of fortune and success. Luckily, there is only one such place for you. This hyper swanky downtown Houston apartment with all the bells and whistles like infinity pools and views to watch the world baseball champion Astros play (seriously).
Balcony or Patio
Central Air and Heating
Elegant LED Lighting in Kitchen and Living Rooms
Faux Wood Blinds
Framed Mirrors with Brushed Nickel Accents
Hardwood Style Flooring in Living and Dining Areas
Oversized Soaking Tubs
Spacious Kitchen with Islands
Stackable Washer and Dryers
Stainless Steel Appliance Package including Electric Ranges
Under Cabinet Lighting
USB Equipped Outlets
Bicycle Storage with Bike Wash and Repair Station
Cabana Area with Hidden and Negative Edge Waterfall
Courtyards with Sitting and Gathering Areas
Game Room with Billiards Table, Shuffle Board and Dart Boards
Garage Covered Parking
Picnic Area with Grilling Space
Public Parks Nearby
Resident Mail Center
Shimmering Swimming Pool
Sky Lounge with Kitchen
State-of-the-art Fitness Center