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About Me

You! Hi! I'm Alex. I'm like a magic genie in a bottle..but for apartments in Austin. I'm super free to work with, and legend has it I know how to craft some mean highly informative spreadsheets. So yeah, that's basically it. My website is pretty cool too. You should click it and stuff.

"They would welcome us as liberators!" we once thought. But time has past, and our thoughts have evolved. It turns out, things are much more complicated than that. Your rowdy brigade of girl-scout-cookie wielding middle schoolers started off with a noble mission. To liberate Houston from the horrors of cardboard tasting gluten free baked goods. It turns out your overzealous cookie crusade went a little overboard.

What started off as a few boxes of Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties has slipery-sloped its way into you become a ruthless cookie kingpin wielding vast powers all over the country. The Al Capone of Caramel Delights some call you. Some quiver in fear of you, others revere your swift handed justice. But most importantly, you now can afford to live in that stunning Houston apartment complex you've been dreaming out. Yes, the one you're looking at right now. It's amazing. It's about time you've upgraded isn't it?

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Amenities

Work Spaces, and coffee bar

Private stretching area

Internet Cafe with Wi-Fi

Conference Room w/plush seating

Catering kitchen w/ serving bar

Social Lounge

Sparkling pool w/ lounge area

State-of-the-art cardio equipment

Catering kitchen w/ serving bar

Poolside gas grills

Multi-Level Fitness Center

Private conversation nooks

Outdoor fireplace

Conference Table w/ connectivity

Flat screen TVs, and shuffle board

Poolside gas grills