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About Me

You! Hi! I'm Alex. I'm like a magic genie in a bottle..but for apartments in Austin. I'm super free to work with, and legend has it I know how to craft some mean highly informative spreadsheets. So yeah, that's basically it. I find people apartments for

a living. Find me on my website, tacostreetlocating.com . You should click it and stuff. 

 

You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the one that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven't seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a  calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! "Whoa! I haven't seen these in years!" you say. "I wonder what these are worth." 

After digging around the interwebs for a while, you encounter a small exclusive forum filled with eccentric billionaires from countries with questionable political structures and sub par human rights records with a peculiarly poignant taste for Pokemon cards. After learning of your recent rediscovery, the billionaires get into a bidding war over your collection. One offers are particularly large sum of money with lots of zeros and commas. The winning bidder flies you on his private jet to his lovely countryside chateau and now you're all rich and stuff. 

 

Awesome! That's kinda what like living here is like..kinda.

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Apartment Amenities

Gourmet Kitchens with Energy-Efficient Appliances 

Custom Backsplash 

Contemporary Cabinetry 

Elegant Quartz Countertops 

Resilient Wood-style Flooring 

Stylish Lighting Fixtures

High-End Bathroom Finishes

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Community Amenities

Activated Outdoor Spaces 

Green Belt Viewing 

Deck Pool with Outdoor Kitchen 

Dog Park 

Library Lounge 

Conference Room 

Coffee House 

Carports and Garages 

Houndstooth Coffee Shop