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Who is this guy?

Hey there my lovely internet denizen. I'm Alex. I come from the far off planet known as Miami. Through an interesting set of life circumstances, I've found myself in the position where I help people find apartments to live. What an odd life choice!

Anyways, turns out it's pretty fun. It also turns out I'm pretty good at it. It also also turns out I'm like super free to work with. So.give me a call? Find me on my website, tacostreetlocating.com!

As you're unpacking your stuff in your sweet new apartment, you uncover something you haven't seen in decades. It's a letter to your future self that you wrote in elementary school. How it lasted all these years, you don't know (mom probably snuck in in there). The letter reads "Sum day i will gro up and be sooper cool and boojee, and live in a really cool howse with lots of rooms and it will be totally cool, and evryone will wanto be frends with me and ill have the best room ever'.

You first wonder how the hell you passed elementary school with that spelling, and thank goodness you've stifled your tendency of run on sentences. But then you see your new swanky abode and give a thumbs up to yourself for being so on point with your predictions. Didn't you also write that letter about becoming an eccentrically philanthropic billionaire who lives on a private island?

Apartment Amenities

Designer Lighting Package

Granite Countertops

Large Soaking Tubs

Tile Backsplash

Two-Tone Kitchen Cabinets

Under-Counter Recycling Bins

City Skyline View

One Car Garage

Private Yard

Additional Storage

Kitchen Island And Wood Vinyl Flooring

Spacious Walk-In Closets

Patios Or Balconies

Washer And Dryer Or Connections

9-Foot Ceilings

Community Amenities

Outdoor Grilling Stations

Indoor Bicycle Storage

Controlled Access To Buildings And Parking

Resident Lounge With Coffee Bar

Resident Vegetable/Herb Garden

Fire Pit with Lounge Seating

On-Site Restaurant And Retail

Direct Access To Del Curto Park

Pet Washing Station

Fitness Center

24-Hr. Parcel Pending Locker System

Swimming Pool With Sun Deck

Access To Public Transportation

Recycling Program